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"RSK: 100 Greatest Moments (Vol. 1)" Released 11 June 2017


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This is a compilation of the 100 Greatest Ricky, Steve and Karl moments as voted for by members of the Pilkipedia forum.

44 members contributed to the list and 260 separate moments were nominated.

The list was compiled in 2008, so the compilation only contains moments from XFM Series 1 to 4 and the podcasts series 1 to 5, plus a few podcast specials. The Guide To Series is not included. However keep an eye out for Volume 2, which should hopefully include the 100 greatest moments of all time.

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XFM Series 1: Listen / Download
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XFM Series 3: Listen / Download
XFM Series 4: Listen / Download
XFM Specials: Listen / Download

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Podcasts Series 2: Listen / Buy on iTunes / Buy on Amazon
Podcasts Series 3: Listen / Buy on iTunes
Podcasts Series 4: Listen / Buy on iTunes
Podcasts Series 5: Listen / Buy on iTunes
Podcasts Specials: Listen / Download

NOTE: Number 70 on the original list: "His brain loves plumb... plumbing" was a repeat of number 47: "Karl gets angry at Legless Swimmers". As such, number 70 was replaced with "The twat in the hat" anecdote.

NOTE: Number 81 on the original list: "Chinamanwoman" was a repeat of number 67: "How Does Chinese Work?". As such, number 81 was replaced with Steve's "Britney at G.A.Y" anecdote.


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#100. Dennis Norden Impressions - [00:00:00]

Why didn't you let my son take over, or something? Well, Dennis, he's 84...

22 December 2001

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film

#99. Karl gets Distracted. - [00:02:43]

Whatever. Bu, but, yeah I don't know what we were talking about there.

01 February 2003

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XFM

#98. Monkey News: Monkey in Space - [00:05:28]

Hit the left button.

Podcast S01E01

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bananamonkeymonkey newsmum

#97. Karl Chooses Invisibility as his Super Power - [00:11:34]

You want to sneak into HMV, wait for 12 hours and then buy something.

Podcast S01E04

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#96. Ricky Swallowed some Dust - [00:15:19]

I don't know the Heimlich manoeuvre!

31 August 2002

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Ricky Gervais

#95. Steve uses the word "buxom" - [00:21:16]

Are you from the West Country?

26 July 2003

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#94. Ricky Pisses on Jane - [00:23:35]

I got up in the middle of the night, walked round the bed and just thought the bed was a toilet.

08 December 2001

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toilet

#93. Steve and the Balloon at New Year's Eve - [00:25:30]

We've arranged to meet back at you

12 January 2002

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#92. Clippable Mat - [00:26:43]

What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?

Podcast S03E04

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Bread

#91. Karl's Missing Ram Pack - [00:33:10]

I actually started to be sick with frustration

31 December 2005

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Idiot

#90. Room 102 - [00:36:25]

At the end of the day love, you're stuck with these ankles

04 May 2002

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karl Pilkington

#89. Getting Karl's Brain to Scotland - [00:41:54]

You feel confident your brain could fit in that of a flea's?

19 October 2002

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#88. Shed Seven Spilt Up - [00:45:19]

You are joking!

01 November 2003

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web

#87. Ron Merchant Buys a Gold Bracelet - [00:46:49]

Look at the gleam on that

03 January 2004

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#86. Failed Podcast Intro - [00:48:24]

Fuck Me

Podcast S01E03

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#85. Make Ricky Gervais Laugh - [00:48:48]

Michael Stipe . . . looking like I dunno some sort of Nazi officer

06 April 2002

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#84. Half Man Half Biscuit - [00:50:41]

He could never go swimming

06 December 2003

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#83. Rockbusters: Soft Cell - [00:52:17]

Fussed has made an appearance

10 January 2004

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clue

#82. Ricky's teacher going mad - [00:58:12]

I'm glad you think it's funny Mr Gervais!

12 July 2003

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#81. Britney at G.A.Y - [01:03:40]

What, even Liza Minnelli's?

08 November 2003

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gay

#80. Did I tell you about the immune system? - [01:07:41]

Not now

Podcast - Bonus Disc

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#79. Gay chat - [01:08:52]

The best bum in W1

15 November 2003

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Northern Line

#78. Ricky's Go Kart - [01:17:02]

He swapped it for a wheelbarrow

24 November 2001

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kart

#77. Jesus Sex Scene - [01:20:27]

Couldn't they just scale it back a bit and, like, show the little stable door closing?

29 March 2003

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#76. Karl Disses Steve About Women - [01:27:32]

Do you ever worry that when you're old, you'll be on your own

10 November 2001

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#75. Polar Bear's Skin - [01:29:00]

Ooo... not bright stuff, Rick. You've embarrassed yourself! Play a record!

26 January 2002

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#74. Karl Wrestles a Down's Syndrome lad - [01:30:53]

You're muscly.

18 June 2005

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#73. Record Breaking with Burgers and Grapes - [01:35:27]

I can't! I physically can't! Look... I'd have to be Jade Goody to get that in there!

05 April 2003

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#72. Infinite Monkey Theorem - [01:49:33]

This one's come close, he did Romeo and Juliop.

08 February 2003

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chimps

#71. Karl's Diary - Gran Canaria - [01:55:10]

Everyone sat and watched one of the local cats lick its bollocks.

Podcast S01E08

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accentAnne Frank

#70. The twat in the hat - [02:04:05]

It went down such a storm

23 February 2002

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donkeylittle donkey

#69. Cyclop is a Disability - [02:09:30]

You're mixing history with Greek mythology.

04 June 2005

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Cyclop

#68. Karl in a Film: Planet of the Apes - [02:13:51]

Jesus, It's a Talking Monkey

03 January 2004

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horse

#67. How Does Chinese Work? - [02:18:35]

When it's written down it basically looks like, kind of, little children's drawings of those little paper houses that Chinese people live in.

26 July 2003

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#66. Wendy's Critique - [02:22:04]

Alright then, well we'll watch Wendy's little programme when that goes out..

Podcast S03E04

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#65. Just let them play Swingball - [02:26:32]

There wasn't a rally going on.

19 July 2003

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#64. Kids with big heads and webbed hands - [02:29:22]

You're not confusing your past with an old episode of Dr Who are you?

16 February 2002

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#63. Karl disses Steve about money - [02:31:14]

The only reason you don't go on holiday is because you have to spend money

21 June 2003

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#62. History of the baguette - [02:33:45]

Let's make some bread that you can fit down your trouser leg

12 January 2002

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#61. His skull fell off - [02:38:40]

What do you mean his skull fell off?

Podcast S03E05

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#60. Karl fights over Zoe Harris - [02:41:01]

This is like something from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Podcast S01E11

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#59. Karl checks out a man's privates - [02:45:01]

karltakesasneakylookatmenscocks.com

Podcast S01E02

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#58. Monkey News: Number 86 drives to Spain - [02:51:58]

The monkey's giving it some, went over to Spain on his own.

31 May 2003

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#57. Ricky gives his spin on Urban Legends - [02:56:42]

Shall I wrap them? Them? It. It, shall I wrap? Just wrap, whatever it is.

27 April 2002

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#56. Webbage - [03:00:18]

Floating in the air on a bit of webbage.

Podcast S03E02

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#55. Look I've had a baby - [03:04:46]

It is a real baby! Why do you hate me!.

07 September 2002

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#54. A bit of weird art - [03:07:17]

an upright lizard being given electro-shock treatment.

Podcast S03E04

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#53. You Never See An Old Man Eating A Twix - [03:09:45]

The old man, I'm sure when he was a kid he'd have a twix, but now it doesn't look right.

09 November 2002

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#52. Have you ever seen a bald pet? - [03:11:16]

It's weird.

11 January 2003

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#51. Alien Gives Man A Beard - [03:14:36]

Never mind your beard! Where've you been for three days.

12 October 2002

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#50. Karl types in "Why" to confuse a computer - [03:17:44]

I think I put in why to see if I would confuse the computer.

09 November 2002

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#49. Monkey News: Monkey on a tricycle - [03:22:08]

Now the owner of the chimp wants to enter it into the Tour De France.

26 July 2003

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#48. Fangs but no fangs - [03:26:58]

Pithy? No, in this situation no. He cuts himself, he drinks blood, he's left me.

22 November 2003

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#47. Karl gets angry at Legless Swimmers - [03:30:16]

People with no legs who want to be swimmers: DON'T BE STUPID!

Podcast S05E02

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#46. It's not his volt - [03:38:13]

The electric in his body made him jump out the bath.

26 October 2002

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#45. The first Cheap as Chimps - [03:39:50]

So, it's pretty cheap to have a chimp.

15 March 2003

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#44. Auntie Nora had wind for 5 minutes - [03:42:50]

Two and a half minutes in she phoned me mam up and it went on for a further two and a half minutes.

12 October 2002

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#43. Fat baby on telly - [03:50:14]

Fat baby, fat baby, fat baby, fat baby on telly, fat baby on telly.

04 June 2005

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#42. It was like a ripped tennis ball - [03:52:32]

She did a bit of a Sharon Stone scene.

15 March 2003

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#41. Monkey News: Oliver the Humanzee - [03:55:46]

Gets a bit out of hand, only tries it on with the zookeeper's wife.

18 January 2003

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#40. Man - Woman - Man - [04:00:25]

Well he wakes in the morning, and pleases himself. He can't believe his luck.

08 November 2003

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#39. Christ, de berg! - [04:05:33]

If there was a Jamaican fella on the Titanic, he might have screamed this

21 June 2003

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#38. A dog has got human eyes - [04:11:59]

If a jellyfish had a pair of eyes like ours, I probably wouldn't worry about them that much

Podcast S03E03

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#37. Cat Food - [04:14:19]

it stinks a bit, but, if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die

13 April 2002

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#36. Knob at Night - [04:20:29]

I could eat a knob at night

Podcast S01E03

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David Attenborough

#35. Steve and the girl on the train - [04:24:09]

I'm not even going to waste my time with you, love

30 March 2002

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#34. Karl's First Poem - [04:28:05]

If moths had eyes, would they be happier? How do they know they're not dead?

Podcast S03E01

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#33. People to start a new world - [04:30:45]

You've got two men so far that have got a combined age of 150.

The Podfather Part 2 - Thanksgiving

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#32. Manhole cover on a nuclear bomb - [04:38:44]

Never saw the manhole cover again.

24 August 2002

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#31. Karl's New Features - [04:40:14]

You call in, if your mum's heavy you win a CD.

12 October 2002

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#30. Foodage - [04:44:17]

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage.

Podcast S03E04

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#29. Elvis faking his own death - [04:45:51]

There has to be shit involved

23 February 2002

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#28. If it's all about arse, why don't gays like a little bit of tit? - [04:48:24]

If you're an anthropologist or a psychologist, a doctor, a gay, please call in

10 January 2004

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#27. Karl in a Film: A Christmas Carol - [04:52:01]

Garlic bread?

13 December 2003

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#26. Hippopota-nuse - [04:55:44]

There's a hippo just sat next to the trampoline, getting ready to do his act

16 November 2002

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#25. Karl's Impressions - [05:00:02]

My name's Bond, James Bond

20 April 2002

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#24. Siamese 'lad' who got run over - [05:01:28]

Why didn't he just look both ways

31 May 2003

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Siamese twins

#23. She had a problem with her marrow - [05:03:51]

What's the point in spending time with her, spending money on her and stuff if she's gonna die on me.

29 November 2003

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#22. Songs of Phrase #2 - [05:07:13]

You never see an old man eat a Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars Bar Bar Bar

22 March 2003

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#21. Wonderful Tonight Interpretation - [05:13:37]

It's time to go home now and I've got an aching [LEG]

25 June 2005

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#20. Karl showing a bit of arse to the woman opposite - [05:17:31]

What's up with you Suzanne?!

16 August 2003

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auntie nora

#19. Shadow Causing Problems - [05:22:04]

It was pushing people off their bikes.

06 April 2002

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#18. Karl in a Film: Kes - [05:24:07]

I mean on Saturday he did it again he squoze me head.

08 November 2003

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#17. Fucking socks in rubber cunting bags - [05:28:09]

I know! You were packing fucking socks in a rubber cunting bag!

Podcast - Bonus Disc

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#16. That'll be interesting for meatballs - [05:30:40]

Sainsbury's are bringing in square tins . . .

06 April 2002

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#15. Vera The Pig - [05:31:24]

Suddenly out of the darkness they come back holding a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig

19 January 2002

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#14. Ho-Lee Fuk and Camp David - [05:38:21]

Ding Dong! Hang on, who's this?

26 April 2003

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#13. Monkey News: Alfred the Monkey foils bank robbery - [05:42:08]

Then the monkey starts backing out with the gun and the money.

12 April 2003

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#12. A Love of Two Brains - [05:48:57]

Who the fuck is Clive Warren?!

Fame Souvenir Program Podcast

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#11. The Fire, The Wife and the Cat - [06:08:32]

A fire that didn't happen, about a wife that didn't exist and a cat that didn't look happy.

24 August 2002

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#10. Karl swears at an Octopus - [06:12:14]

I'd kick it, and I'd say 'You knob-head'

Podcast S02E06

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#9. Karl Disses Steve: Men in Black 2 - [06:16:02]

He Could Be Your Brother

08 March 2003

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Billy Elliot

#8. Only Fools and Horses Impressions - [06:20:58]

Rodney you Plonker!

25 January 2003

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#7. Karl celebrates beating Ricky with his lateral thinking puzzle. - [06:24:18]

I love the fact that Karl went a little bit mental then

20 April 2002

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#6. Dr Frog - [06:29:40]

Ribbit, ribbit, Froggy says buy it.

26 April 2003

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#5. Steve in Rio - [06:32:25]

Not with your glasses off and your knob out.

Podcast S02E02

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#4. Forrest Gump in a Wheelie Bin - [06:38:45]

He took the one out that was causing problems and put it in a wheelie bin

13 April 2002

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#3. Man-Moths? - [06:42:17]

And he's just bumping into a lamp

24 August 2002

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Jurassic Park

#2. Karl's Diary: Mr K. Dilkington - [06:46:20]

Got some post delivered to me today, it was addressed... to Mr Dilkington

Podcast S01E10

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#1. Horse In The House - [06:47:01]

Must've nicked it from somewhere.

06 April 2002

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horse in the houseLiam Gallagher


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Plays:21,897
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Released:11 June 2017
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Runtime:6 hours, 56 minutes, 46 seconds
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Artist:Ricky Gervais
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